Quick F@#k

Now don't get me wrong. I am not unleashing profanities in my own blog. I was merely commenting on an alcoholic drink serve in most of the bars and clubs in KL. Most likely like you guys, I was dumbfounded when I was first introduced to this drink.

In one of my drinking session last year, a good friend of mine walked over and ask "Bob, do you want a quick f#@k?". I was lost of words at that very moment and immediately replied "I am a faithful husband and I will not engage in such activities!"

My friend then replied "It's a drink you idiot! A drink!"

So long it's just a drink, that is ok. After a shot of that drink, I realised you don't call it a quick f#@k for nothing. In fact, the minute after you consume it, you would have been, excuse my French, totally f#@ked!

Anyway, I kinda miss that drink and I was at a bar tonight with some of my colleagues. For old time sake, after a few beers, I asked my colleague whether the bar here serve quick f#@k. My colleague's jaw drop and said he had never heard of such drink before. He did suggest that I should ask the bartender. I was about to until I saw this giant, hairy bloke serving behind the counter. He was giving me this smile as I approach him. I stopped and thought, it might not be a good idea just in case he might have the wrong idea. So after some rational thinking (thankfully without the influence of alcohol) I changed my mind and asked for another beer instead.

So, if any of you want to try a quick f#@k, don't be shy. Go to the bar and ask for it. That is unless you've got a mysterious bartender that grins at you when you approach him.